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6th May, 2008

Double celebrity haiku

On Tottenham Court Road,
Ray AND Chris from Life On Mars!
Shopping together.

29th Feb, 2008

Abortion tablets in wife's food

Man prosecuted for trying to give his wife a miscarriage.

Horrible story, obviously, but...

"Simon Mayo, prosecuting, said"

SIMON MAYO?!
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22nd Jan, 2008

WANT

It's a functional watch and everything!

10th Jan, 2008

Aston, we have a problem

I've always said we were a Big club.
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7th Jan, 2008

Ah, go on

90% Dennis Kucinich
87% Mike Gravel
80% Chris Dodd
79% Barack Obama
76% Hillary Clinton
75% Bill Richardson
74% John Edwards
72% Joe Biden
41% Rudy Giuliani
35% Ron Paul
32% John McCain
23% Mike Huckabee
23% Mitt Romney
16% Tom Tancredo
13% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

That'll be useful for when I move to America and register to vote within the next few months.

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2nd Jan, 2008

The 2007 meme, then.

Yes, I know it's at least two days late. Fuck off.

But first, the news. Everyone will already be aware of this via Facebook anyway, but just in case: Jo and I got engaged on Christmas Day. Hurrah! It had been hypothetically planned for some time, but a sudden and unexpected bit of money coming in before Christmas made it possible. It was romantic and excellent. Thus I win.

15th Dec, 2007

G&T Interviews Doug Naylor

Me and Seb spoke to Doug Naylor. ME and SEB spoke to DOUG NAYLOR.

ME AND SEB SPOKE TO DOUG NAYLOR.
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11th Dec, 2007

That Wiki Meme Thing

Nabbed from ruudboy, azureskies, et al.

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
2. Click random article again; that is your album name.
3. Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

My band is University Alliance
Our album is called William Lemke

Track listing:

1. July 9, 2004
2. Jan Želivský
3. Mount Dora [a song about having sex with cartoon explorers]
4. A27 autoroute
5. Skyfire
6. Tharaux
7. Least Absolute Deviations [!]
8. Patient Empowerment [satire against the NHS]
9. Agzu
10. List of WXW Heavyweight Champions [a challenging prog-rock piece, lasting ten minutes.]
11. Northridge High School (Layton, Utah)
12. Boat Lift
13. Abies Homolepis [raising awareness of gay lepers]
14. Watch (computer programming)
15. Izegrim.
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29th Nov, 2007

Oh look, a meme.

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22nd Nov, 2007

Two things about England

1) Can all the people on the internet who don't actually care about football but feel compelled to talk about it whenever England lose just SHUT UP? You don't know what you're talking about, and you're really annoying. Thanks.

2) YOU CAN'T HAVE O'NEILL, FUCK OFF, HE'S OURS.
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